SUPERMAN

  Ron, Laurel and I were in Watsonville at our ceramic supply shop and it was late, so we decided to grab dinner before we split and went home.   

  As we headed into the diner, Ron noticed two older-ish women coming out so he rushed to grab both sets of doors for them, effectively leaving his arms out like a scarecrow while he pressed his back up against the wall for them to pass.

  One of the ladies grinned up at him, and asked coyly, "Got a match?" (which I thought was hilarious)  To top her and without missing a beat, Ron replied,

"NOT SINCE SUPERMAN DIED!!!"